Dear Beacon

How you going to have a 'People of 2009' feature or 'People of the year' and have one of those being fireworks? Come on son! Fireworks isn't a person. In fact, come to think of it, there were two non-humans as people of 2009.


You guys lost my number or something? I'm going for 2010; Ego of the year.

Hot Summer Nights

Well don't I feel like a dick? Went ahead and wrote about how the Tuna Street Fiesta didn't run for the second year in a row in Look magazine. But now it's been announced it's happening, but in a different incarnation.

I could kid myself and say it was thanks to me, but you know.

Big shout to Chris Casey and Mike Van der Boom for this one.





You might just see me on a stage rapping this March.

Getting Hair Done

Yoooooo. Do we know who has been selling bootleg GHD hair straighteners yet?

I have my suspicions but I don't really want to say out loud. Who has the scoop?


Mini-controversy! I love it.

Red Speedos and Fake Breasts

If you're a regular visitor you know I don't usually post on Mondays cause I suffer from sever Mondayitis.

Over the weekend I was thinking about this article about ol Morgan from Krazyfish rescuing a family on the bar. It got to me.

So, here's to you fellas. I'm trying to be positive this week and this story sure is helping.


Happy Monday.

Begging For a Photo Caption

Damn this guy got hussled by Leading Edge.

But out of it came this great photo. Submit your love-lorn captions in the comment section.

Thanks for playing.

2nd Poll of 2010 Results

Damn family. Turns out you faithful readers are checking in every day if not every weekday.

What Day Do You Read Eye On Kope?

Monday: 0%
Tuesday: 0%
Wednesday: 0%
Thursday: 0%
Friday: 0%
Every Week Day: 53%
Every Day: 53%


My idea of cutting down to one day a week has gone out the window.

In other news, I'm looking for an unpaid intern orrrr person who knows how to clone humans.

Please apply to management.


(note: blogger seems to suck at maths. 53% + 53% = 100%?)

Wishes Coming True: BSideFM

For all you good people who voted in the poll for 'The Show With No Name' to return to the airwaves; Simon started last week and you'll be able to hear him today at 5pm.

On the way home, give Mark a rest and tune your dial into 88.4fm to hear a real live person on the stereophonic frequency.

And if I'm right, Tonic is back on Sunday. More details to come.


Shotty to the big homie Simon.